LCARS • SURLYWORLD
Deck 01 • Orientation & Uplink
D01-0001
Welcome to SurlyWorld

You have established a secure uplink to the SurlyWorld recreational complex, a 24th-century amusement facility authorized under United Federation of Planets leisure directive protocols and mildly irritated former-IBM employee addendum.

This console provides primary access to park orientation, deck listings, and current operational status. For immediate navigation, select a deck from the LCARS pylon at left.

Park Status OPERATIONAL
Local Stardate [AUTO-COMPUTED]
Queue Intensity MODERATE SURLINESS
Disney Exposure CONTAINED
D01-ORIG
Origin Protocols

SurlyWorld originated as a countermeasure to repeated 20th/21st-century theme park deployments. Rather than resist, the crew codified an alternate facility: one with fewer mouse ears, more starships, and a formal recognition of weaponized corporate cheerfulness.

Note: This console presents an in-universe view. Meta-level implementation logs are accessible on higher decks under Park Operations.

D01-NAV
Primary Deck Access

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